[Phone ring] Hello. Good afternoon Mr. Roberts. Yes, Fresh Paint USA Edward speaking, would you like to buy some… [Phone hangs] Hi, Fresh Paint USA, would you like to buy some fresh paint? Uh, no. [Phone hangs] This is Edw.. How are you, how’s your day been? Yes. *She is always pooping under the bed* No ma’am I’m here to sell paint. This is not about your cat it.. *Oh, okay, bye.* [Phone hangs] [Phone ringing] – *You’re really gonna call him, that’s what you gonna do?*
-Thank you for calling, Fresh.. *Relax I just want to talk to him!* – *Stop !* – *No, I’ll stop when I settle this!* *Hey! Is this Adrian?* *I said is this Adrian?!* Uh Yeah, this is Adrian. *Why you keep calling my girl, huh?* Well why does your girl keep calling me? *Look man, you better stop calling my girl.* What are you gonna do about it? *I’ll kill you!* Pfpfpf. You’re not gonna do a thing, Michael. *I’m gonna get you man and I’m gonna find you!* Pfff yeah, good luck with that buddy. *I’m gonna find you and you’re gonna regret every little thing*
– Uh.. Breaking news, Michael. *What?!* This just in. *What?!* I did your girlfriend. *Oh, you’re gonna get it!* *You cheated on me with this guy?!* Hey, no no.. It’s not your fault, don’t be upset, okay, she just needed something a little bigger. *Shut up, man. I’m trying to talk to my girl!* Look, put her on the phone, and I’ll clear things up. Okay, how about that ? *Here, he wants to talk to you!* *Hello* What’s up, baby? What’re you doing later on tonight? *I don’t know* Round two? *I’m gonna tear your limbs off and ship them to your mom and then.. !* You’re not gonna do a thing. *Yes, I am!* You’re not gonna do a thing. *Yes, I am !* Yeah, whatever man, you’re all talk. *All talk?!* Hey, your sister called me. *How could you talk to my sister!* – You’re not gonna do a thing. – You’re not gonna do a thing. – You’re not gonna do a thing. *I’m gonna get married and have kids.* And that’s just too bad. *And we’re gonna remodel the house!* Oh, you’re remodeling? *Yeah, why?!* Well, lucky for you because here at Fresh Paint USA we have the freshest paint for the freshest prices. *Oh, you work at Fresh Paint!* No, no no, no, that’s not what I meant! *You’re mine.* [Phone hangs] Hello? It was a joke, hello?! Hello? Hey, I’m Adrian. I’m the new guy. Nice to meet you Adrian. This is, this is my life, man, I am so excited about this stuff. You look friendly, man. You’re really nice. I think we could be really good friends, man. – I’m sorry. – Why? – Hey! – Who’s Adrian? I-I’m Adrian. Uh, it’s my first day. It’s good to be here. – I’m not gonna do a thing? I’ll show you! – Why are you pointing at me?! – Hey ! – What’s going on man?! – Get back here! *I’m not gonna do a thing?!* [Phone ringing] Fresh Paint USA. Oh yeah hey, my mom wants an order refilled. Is that the only thing your mom wants filled?