Ellie Kemper’s Haunted House Story

Ellie Kemper’s Haunted House Story

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– WE DON’T HAVE
A LOT OF TIME, AND I NEED TO HEAR
ABOUT THIS STORY. SO YOU’RE IN SEATTLE, YOU CHECK INTO A HOTEL
THAT’S KNOWN FOR BEING HAUNTED. – YES.
– EVERYONE SAYS IT’S HAUNTED. – EVERYONE SAYS IT’S HAUNTED,
BY I WAS THERE FOR WORK. SO THIS IS THE HOTEL
WHERE THEY PUT US UP. SO I DIDN’T HAVE A CHOICE. AND IT WAS A HAUNTED HOTEL,
NOTORIOUSLY HAUNTED. – WHAT’S THE NAME OF IT? – [laughs]
IT’S THE SORRENTO HOTEL. BUT NOW I HOPE THEY DON’T–
THEY WON’T GET MAD. THEY KNOW IT’S HAUNTED. YEAH, THEY’RE PROUD OF IT. AND THERE HAD BEEN SOME– YOU KNOW, PEOPLE HAD BEEN
HEARING THINGS, SEEING THINGS, OTHER ACTORS STAYING
IN THE HOTEL. AND ONE NIGHT I
WAS GOING TO BED, AND I WAS ON THE EIGHTH FLOOR, AND THERE WAS, LIKE, A BALLROOM,
CONFERENCE ROOM ABOVE ME, AND I WAS HEARING ALL
OF THIS, LIKE, CLANKING AROUND. THEY WERE HAVING
A PARTY UPSTAIRS. SO THERE WAS LOTS OF FOOTSTEPS
AND TABLES MOVING AND MUSIC AND ALL THIS STUFF. SO FINALLY ABOUT MIDNIGHT,
I SAID, I NEED TO GET TO BED,
I HAVE AN EARLY CALL TIME, SO I CALLED THE FRONT DESK. I SAID, “EXCUSE ME. HOW LONG IS THIS PARTY
GOING TO GO ON?” WELL, YOU KNOW THE ANSWER. – THERE WAS NO PARTY. – THERE WAS NO PARTY. – NOBODY WAS UP THERE. – NO PARTY.
– NO PARTY. – I MEAN, THAT’S SCARY. – ESPECIALLY,
IT’S A BALLROOM– – IT’S A BALL–
RIGHT. – OKAY, SO THEN… – AND THEN I DID GO TO BED. AND I WOKE UP, LIKE,
TWO HOURS LATER, AND SOMEONE WAS WHISTLING
NEXT TO ME. – LIKE,
IN BED NEXT TO YOU? – LIKE, IN BED NEXT TO ME,
BUT THERE WASN’T A PERSON. – WHAT KIND OF WHISTLE? – WELL, SEE,
IT WASN’T SCARY. IT WASN’T, LIKE, HAUNTING. IT WAS JUST, LIKE, A TUNE
YOU WOULD WHISTLE ON THE WAY TO WORK. IT WAS JUST…
[jaunty whistling] IT WAS A SWEET TUNE. – BUT THEY DON’T HAVE LIPS. HOW ARE THEY WHISTLING? – WELL, SEE, BUT NOW I CAN’T
EXPLAIN THE SUPERNATURAL. I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. AND I’M NOT TRYING TO BRAG. I WASN’T SCARED. BECAUSE I WAS–
I COULDN’T SEE IT. SO IF THERE HAD BEEN
A MAN NEXT TO ME WHISTLING, I WOULD HAVE BEEN FRIGHTENED. BUT THIS IS JUST
A VERY BENIGN WHISTLER THAT I COULDN’T SEEN NEXT
TO ME. AND I FELT LIKE, WELL,
WHAT IS HE GONNA DO, KILL ME? HE’S A GHOST. – WELL, THEY–PEOPLE HAVE
BEEN KILLED BY GHOSTS BEFORE. – WELL… – I MEAN, I’VE SEEN STORIES
ON TELEVISION ABOUT THAT. BUT I JUST DON’T KNOW
HOW YOU’RE NOT SCARED WHEN SOMEONE IS NEXT TO YOU
IN BED WHISTLING. NO MATTER HOW HAPPY
THE TUNE IS. – EXACTLY.
[laughs] BECAUSE AGAIN,
I FELT LIKE THERE ISN’T– THERE WASN’T ANYTHING
I COULD DO ABOUT IT. IF HE HAD BEEN WHISPERING,
LIKE, THREATS TO ME, THEN I WOULD HAVE– I WOULD HAVE RUN
TO THE PARTY UPSTAIRS AND, LIKE, THROWN MYSELF
INTO THE DANCE FLOOR. – AND HOW MANY MORE NIGHTS
DID YOU STAY THERE? – OH, MY GOSH,
LIKE, TWO MORE WEEKS. – DID OTHER THINGS HAPPEN
EVERY NIGHT, OR WAS THAT IT? – THINGS HAPPEN HERE AND THERE, BUT YOU’RE USED TO IT, SO IT’S KIND OF LIKE, WELL, THAT’S JUST
THE SITUATION. ALTHOUGH I WILL SAY, I WENT DOWN
TO THE FRONT DESK ONCE, AND I SAID, “OH, YEAH, I DIDN’T
SLEEP VERY WELL LAST NIGHT.” AND I SAID,
“ARE THERE GHOSTS HERE,” LIKE, MAKING LIGHT OF IT, AND THE CLERK MADE A JOKE ABOUT HOW I REALLY WAS SLEEPLESS
IN SEATTLE. HA-HA-HA. AND I LAUGHED,
BUT I WAS SORT OF JUST POLITELY LAUGHING, BECAUSE WHAT IS SO FUNNY
ABOUT, LIKE, GHOSTS HAUNTING ME THROUGHOUT MY STAY THERE? IT WAS A POLITE LAUGH. – ALL RIGHT, WELL,
I JUST THINK IT’S FASCINATING. IT’S A REALLY CRAZY STORY THAT YOU WEREN’T SCARED
OF WHISTLING.

99 comments

  1. When I was seven our house was built on a Indian reservation and I would play with a little girl Now the new people that bought the house asked about things happening when I explained their eyes practically popped out of their head. This has always been a peaceful little girl we would play in the woods with all the neighbor hood kids.

  2. This gives me goosebumps 😀
    I would be more scared about things I don't see, wait I take that back I would be scared about anyone close to me

  3. I've had a supernatural experience before but I don't really want to believe in ghosts and stuff, however I must say that if people can believe in god and the bible why can't the same go for people who believe in ghosts and supernatural stuff?

  4. The reason you can hear weird voices coming from directions where there are supposed to have no people is because of bad sound design in architecture.

    The sounds you hear are actually sounds from completely different directions echoing and reflecting off the inner walls of the buildings, resulting in weird sounds coming from seemingly empty places. And empty places are the best places for sounds to pass through.

    That empty ballroom up there is prime space for sounds to echo and reflect from.

  5. i was about to go to bed, this would've been my last video…
    now im gonna watch 10 other things to get the creeps outta me.

  6. Our house in germany is haunted. Literally. No weird they would literally touch us! One time i felt a pair of small cold hands holding my foot up from the edge of the bed. I thought i was dreaming so i pulled my foot back in but gradually let it dangle from the edge again and drifted back to sleep. Just as i did drift back to sleep, though, i felt those hands hold my foot again. And thats just one incident. Theres so much more

  7. my friend once told me that we dont have to be scared of ghosts because if they killed us, we get to kick their asses when we meet them in hell.

  8. My house is haunted but we r used to it, before when things happens it keeps happening if we feel scared but now it don't. Like the doors r opening and closing by them selfs.

  9. A house I use to live in was haunted. The ghost would jump on the roof, pound on the steps, make glass breaking sounds, pound on other things. Once it said my name standing next to me. I and many others witnessed it. NO WAY was it a natural house settling sounds etc. One time I spent the night at a friends moms place and I woke up seeing a ghost standing over me on my friends bed. He already left for work. I ran up stairs and told his mom and she said they have MANY ghosts in their house and a lot of activity going on they do. I've only seen a few ghosts before in my life.

  10. once I was at this haunted hotel and I was in the elevator with my friend and all I said was I dont believe in ghosts and the elevator got stuck and made a weird sound a couple of times, I freaked out and said I do believe in ghosts and it started moving again, idk if it really was a ghost but it was pretty damn creepy

  11. My dormitory at college is also notorious for being haunted. On my floor, there is a vending machine that is right across from my old room. In the middle of the night, when my roomies and I were trying to sleep, the vending machine would go off. We would get up to yell at the people using it so late, only to find that no one was using it! Ghosts get thirsty too

  12. wtf ghosts cant kill you… if they could there would be so much energy in the world that they would be everywhere and people would be constantly dying. "news flash another death" "oh hey here's another one" "oh look what d you know five people judt died by walking down the street"

  13. OMG!!! The same thing happened to me. I was on the verge of falling asleep and I was in my living room and i heard like a party in my house and clanking dishes while people where talking and laughing. It was so loud. That was probably one of the craziest experiences in my life.

  14. This bitch has vocal fry and she's an actress? Ugh. She needs a voice coach. This is the way MOST 'merican women talk now. Gross.

  15. Unless i experience it for myself. I don't believe these ghost stories. And it seems alot of celebrity's have these stories

  16. Unfortunately, I know the feeling too. Scared the hell out of me! Had pretty much the same experience. I live alone and I woke up at 6am (it was winter, it was dark outside) by the sound of … headset and like I forgot my iphone/ipad with the headset connected to it and I was hearing a music … and I was thinking "what the heck?! I don't even have headset in the room" and this kinda freaked me out as I was just lying in bed, turned on one side.

    Then the sound stopped … and just when I thought this was the neighbors (although, the sounds was coming behind my back) and I was ready to chill and breath normally again, the stupid headset sound was replaced by knocking .. and it was like someone/something was knocking on the wood of the bed (again, behind me). It was consistent double knock, several times in a row…. at this time i was freaking out already … my pulse … pretty much tachycardia ….

    The knocking stopped … and I was just lying there, didn't move, didnt make a sound … I couldn't turn around as I was afraid what's behind me … and then … the most horrifying part – I felt like someone was breathing in my neck …. I was hearing the exact sound of someone taking a deep breath, multiple times … on my freaking neck … after 20-30 seconds, I couldn't stand it anymore … I was thinking "that's it, I'm turning on the light and turning around and whatever is there .. its there … " .. so i did … and … nothing was there .. literally, nothing … freaked the hell out of me … must be funny if you're a ghost and scare people … not so funny for living people…

  17. I would tell a long story about how my house is haunted (because it really is has been for as long as I can remember) but all I'm going to say is that the devil is out to get me

  18. Its funny how no one ever says they heard or saw a ghost, when they are wide awake and buzzed on too much coffee! lol! And its almost always night time and dark in the room or place they are at! lol!!

  19. I don't get it!!! How can ghosts can make noises and move and kill? So that means there is life after life?

  20. Until you experience this you honestly wouldn’t believe it!
    I worked in an old war office in the Uk, the cellar of the building was used as a mortuary. This early one morning as I walked in I didn’t say morning and I got this wolf whistle in my right ear. Very freaky I can tell you , as you know someone has actually breathed on you but no one is there.

  21. Jinns like to whistle and hear whistling. She wasn't imagining. There was a jinn in her room (dark matter entities).

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