Okay, Natalia, level with me: why are you really here? I have been sent to neutralize liberal Jewish dissident: Fivel Mouskevitz Oh, Well, the only mouse in this neighborhood is our innocent neighbor, Frank Maxwell. (Comrade Mousekevitz leaving to produce more fidget spinners.) Comrade Mouskevitz! Did you think you could run forever?! I uh.. I think you’ve got the wrong mouse! I’m just regular old Frank Maxwell, and I’m very late for work! Good day, Ma’am! [Mafia III Bad Ending] Oh! You killed him?! That was not me. Someone else got to him first. Tough break, Jew-Mouse! Ha-HA! Hi, I’m Peter Griffin. Under Parody Law, in order to use someone else’s character in an unlicensed fashion, we have to provide something called ‘commentary’. The commentary here is that Mickey Mouse hates Jews. Now let’s see what else this new nanny has up her sleeve! Okay, Stewie, this is favorite Belarusian children book called ‘Goodnight Moon of Chernobyl’ Goodnight Chernobyl Moon. Goodnight Radiation House. Goodnight Melted Phone. Goodnight Glowing Milk. Goodnight Bleeding Grandpa’s Eyes. Goodnight Two-Headed Cat. – [Jesus, how many of these things are there?] Goodnight Nobody. Goodnight Blocks and Blocks and Blocks of Nobody. The End. Next book: Everybody Poops. Blood. Natalia, will you be our nanny forever? да, unless Belarus Security Force track me down. I’m sorry, what? Natalia make a few enemies before she leave Belarus. [Suspense Music] [Gasp!] Natalia saves baby! [Shotgun cock] [Shotgun Blast!] [Glass shatter] [Gunshots, bullet hit!] Brian?! Lock door. Why would I… AGH! BRIAN! [Romantic Music] [Door slam!] No kissing. Under bed! [FIRST BLOOD!] [L-L-L-LUDACRIS KILL!] Out! Boy, that was a close one! *Realizes* Uh, my son was in the back seat.. [DOMINATING!] [Max Payne Bullet Time] [HOLY SH*T] Daddy? Where are we going? You going home. Count to three and pull cord. AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! I DON’T KNOW MY NUMBERS!!! Again!, Again!