Family Guy – Stewie Has Been Targeted

Family Guy – Stewie Has Been Targeted

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Okay, Natalia, level with me: why are you really here? I have been sent to neutralize liberal Jewish dissident: Fivel Mouskevitz Oh, Well, the only mouse in this neighborhood is our innocent neighbor, Frank Maxwell. (Comrade Mousekevitz leaving to produce more fidget spinners.) Comrade Mouskevitz! Did you think you could run forever?! I uh.. I think you’ve got the wrong mouse! I’m just regular old Frank Maxwell, and I’m very late for work! Good day, Ma’am! [Mafia III Bad Ending] Oh! You killed him?! That was not me. Someone else got to him first. Tough break, Jew-Mouse! Ha-HA! Hi, I’m Peter Griffin. Under Parody Law, in order to use someone else’s character in an unlicensed fashion, we have to provide something called ‘commentary’. The commentary here is that Mickey Mouse hates Jews. Now let’s see what else this new nanny has up her sleeve! Okay, Stewie, this is favorite Belarusian children book called ‘Goodnight Moon of Chernobyl’ Goodnight Chernobyl Moon. Goodnight Radiation House. Goodnight Melted Phone. Goodnight Glowing Milk. Goodnight Bleeding Grandpa’s Eyes. Goodnight Two-Headed Cat. – [Jesus, how many of these things are there?] Goodnight Nobody. Goodnight Blocks and Blocks and Blocks of Nobody. The End. Next book: Everybody Poops. Blood. Natalia, will you be our nanny forever? да, unless Belarus Security Force track me down. I’m sorry, what? Natalia make a few enemies before she leave Belarus. [Suspense Music] [Gasp!] Natalia saves baby! [Shotgun cock] [Shotgun Blast!] [Glass shatter] [Gunshots, bullet hit!] Brian?! Lock door. Why would I… AGH! BRIAN! [Romantic Music] [Door slam!] No kissing. Under bed! [FIRST BLOOD!] [L-L-L-LUDACRIS KILL!] Out! Boy, that was a close one! *Realizes* Uh, my son was in the back seat.. [DOMINATING!] [Max Payne Bullet Time] [HOLY SH*T] Daddy? Where are we going? You going home. Count to three and pull cord. AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! I DON’T KNOW MY NUMBERS!!! Again!, Again!

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  1. ๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿคง๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿคฎ๐ŸŽƒโ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ช๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿ˜ชโ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ชโ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿ˜ชโ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿค–๐Ÿคค๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿฆš๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿฆ™๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ€

  2. Good night Chernobyl
    Good night blocks and blocks of nobody
    Good night melted phone
    Good night glowing milk
    Good night two headed cat
    Good night nobody

  3. Itโ€™s funny cause stewie can whoop ass and take out people but then gets restored to an infant status of nothing later…like what

  4. NathaliaShotgunOTP KILLED RussianGunAssassin
    NathaliaShotgunOTP KILLED RGA'sBro Double kill!
    NathaliaShotgunOTP has slain RedHelmetNoob
    Triple kill!
    NathaliaShotgunOTP double killed RussCarDriver and ArndmRuss
    NathaliaShotgunOTP Pentakill!

  5. "LOCK DOOR"
    "Why would I-" *Gets Shot*

    Brian…Why wouldn't you lock the door in the first place? Danger or no danger, you should still lock the door.

  6. Good night Chernobyl moon
    Good night radiation house
    Good night melted phone
    Good night glowing milk
    Good night bleeding grandpaโ€™s eyes
    Good night two-headed cat
    Good night nobody
    Good night blocks and blocks and blocks of nobody
    The End

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