Haunted Elevator (ft. David S. Pumpkins) – SNL

Haunted Elevator (ft. David S. Pumpkins) – SNL

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>>WELCOME TO 100 FLOORS OF
FRIGHTS. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK.
>>DO THINGS JUMP OUT AT YOU ON THIS RIDE?
>>YEAH, BABY. IT’S THE SCARIEST RIDE OF FRIGHT
NIGHT.>>GOOD EVENING.
I’M YOUR HELL-AVATOR OPERATOR MARK.
PLEASE HOLD ON AS THIS RIDE GOES BUMP IN THE NIGHT.
>>OKAY, DON’T MAKE FUN OF ME IF I SCREAM.
>>IT’S 100 FLOORS OF FRIGHTS, BABE, I’LL PROBABLY BE SCREAMING
TOO.>>AND NOW HOLD ON FOR DEAR
DEATH. BWAHAHAHA!
>>WINIFRED ROGERS GOT COLD FEET AND HUNG HERSELF IN THE
HONEYMOON SUITE.>>OH MY GOSH.
>>YOU TOTALLY JUMPED.>>SO DID YOU.
>>FLOOR 20, HOME OF OUR FIVE-SKULL RESTAURANT.
>>TODAY’S SPECIAL — YOUR HEAD!
>>THAT WAS MY HEAD. IS THAT WHY THEY TAKE A PICTURE
WHEN YOU ENTER THE PARK?>>I’M NOT TELLING.
49th FLOOR.>>OH, NO.
HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO –>>HOW’S IT HANGING?
I’M DAVID PUMPKINS AND I’M GOING TO SCARE THE HELL OUT OF YOU!
♪ DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO ♪
♪ DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO ♪
♪ DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO ♪
♪ DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO ♪
>>ANY QUESTIONS?>>SCARED SPEECHLESS?
>>OH, NO, NO, I’M JUST TRYING TO WRAP MY HEAD AROUND — DAVID
PUMPKINS? I MEAN, ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW
WHO THAT IS?>>YEAH, IT WAS JUST A GUY IN A
PUMPKIN SUIT WITH TWO BEAT BOY SKELETONS.
I DON’T GET HOW THAT’S SCARY.>>YOU DON’T GET FRIGHTS, YOU
FEEL THEM. 26th FLOOR!
>>CAN I SLEEP IN YOUR BED TONIGHT?
ARRGGHHH!>>YEAH, I GET WHY SHE’S HERE.
>>YEAH, CREEPY GIRL FROM “THE RING.”
DAVID PUMPKINS? IS HE FROM SOMETHING?
>>LIKE A LOCAL COMMERCIAL?>>THE SCARIEST THING TO THE
MIND IS THE UNKNOWN.>>I’M DAVID PUMPKINS!
>>I KNOW, BUT WHO ARE YOU?>>I’M DAVID PUMPKINS, MAN!
>>OKAY, YEAH, AND DAVID PUMPKINS IS?
>>HIS OWN THANG.>>AND THE SKELETONS ARE?
>>PART OF IT!>>BUT WHY ARE YOU A PART OF THE
RIDE?>>TO DO THIS.
♪ DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO ♪
♪ DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO ♪
♪ DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO ♪
>>WHAT’S MY NAME?>>DAVID S. PUMPKINS!
>>ANY QUESTIONS?>>YES, SEVERAL.
HE HAS LIKE A MIDDLE INITIAL NOW?
I’M SO IN THE WEEDS OF DAVID PUMPKINS.
>>DON’T LET DAVID PUMPKINS RUIN YOUR NIGHT.
>>DAVID S. PUMPKINS. FLOOR 99!
>>ARRGGGHH! I’M CRAZY!
FOR DAVID PUMPKINS! ♪ DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO
DO ♪ ♪ DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO
DO DO DO ♪ ♪ DO DO DO DO DO DO DO ♪
>>HOW MUCH DAVID PUMPKINS IS IN THIS?
>>UH — 73 OUT OF 100 FLOORS.>>WHY DID YOU GO ALL-IN ON
DAVID PUMPKINS?>>LOOK, IT’S 100 FLOORS OF
FRIGHTS, THEY’RE NOT ALL GOING TO BE WINNERS.
FLOOR 100.>>OKAY, SO NOW IT’S JUST THE
SKELETONS? GREAT.
>>READY OR NOT, HERE WE DANCE! ♪ DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO
DO ♪ OH!
♪ DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO ♪
>>I HAPPY!>>HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
>>ANY QUESTIONS? ♪ DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO
DO ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪

100 comments

  1. I don't know why I came back here. I really don't know. I watched it a few months ago but suddenly I was thinking about David Pumpkins.

  2. I sasnt scared untill skeleton #1 moaned , like it was 3:00am im supposed to be asleep and thenoutta nowhere…. Theres a moan…. Tbh my feet tuned cold all of a sudden

  3. Oh my Gosh. I love it. it‘s the best thing for Halloween. Oh wait, its August….DAVID PUMPKINS 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻.

  4. At first I thought, How the hell is David S. Pumpkins scary, then it hit me. He is terrifying cause ya have no frekin idea what he is thinking. Like a psyco that kills with no rhyme or reason David S. Pumpkins will dance his way into your nightmares

  5. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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  6. My history teacher showed this to me sophomore year, and I can't stop watching even as a freshman in college. If you're on here, shoutout to Mr. Jennings for introducing me to this amazing sketch and also being one of the kindest people I know.

  7. Honestly, the best thing about this sketch is how it perfectly describes the memetic effect.

    At the beginning, they didn't even know David Pumpkins existed.

    Then, they were made aware of his existence, but still didn't understand the reasoning behind him, or what makes him important.

    By the end, they finally realize that the purpose of his existence is to baffle and (eventually) scare people by taking advantage of their confusion, but they would never have understood the point of David if they hadn't finished the bit.

    Afterwards, the significance of David Pumpkins will be forever burned in their brains, and they can always relate with each other via this shared understanding, but they can't explain or share this significance with others who don't understand, until the others go through the same memetic process.

  8. This is actually so well done and spot on acting that Keenan’s head getting in the way of the first David pumpkins shot is really jarring.

  9. How many of my favorite SNL sketches are just guest stars repeatedly telling us their names? Paul & Phil, Kevin Roberts, and now this!

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