If Normal People Were In Scary Movies

If Normal People Were In Scary Movies

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(dramatic music) (rubs against door) – Shut up.
– I’m sorry. – Shh!
– I’m sorry. I’m sorry. – Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go. (dramatic music) (hears banging)
(everyone panicking) – What was that, what was
that, what was that huh? No, no, go upstairs, go upstairs. – What me? – No you go, I don’t wanna go! – Dude, you have to go,
Chelsea could be up there dead. – Okay, Chelsea might be up there, but do you know who else
might be up there, the killer! – Oh.
– Oh. – Yes, yes. I was thinking about it, and it makes the most logical sense. – Guys should we go then? – Yes!
– Yes! – Yeah, let’s go!
– Exactly, yes! Okay. (eerie music) – Guys, guys, guys! A random girl gave me this tape. She was like if we watch it,
we’re gonna get a phone call, saying we’re all gonna die in seven days. – Oh my god!
– Seven days! (intense music) (banging hockey sticks)
yeah, yeah! Oh yeah, good idea, good idea. Go hard, go hard. (intense music) No, no, no. No, oh my god. (sniffs) You smell really good. – Oh thank you. – Is that the new Calvin Klein men’s? – It is!
– Oh my god, I love that cologone.
– Thank you. – Hey, are you single? – I am. Are you? – Yeah, and my room is right there. – Can we go?
– Yeah. – Wanna hold my knife?
– Okay. – Mm.
– Let’s go. (imitating The Grudge)
(dramatic music) – Yo, class was so boring today. – I got a D+! – Hey yo.
(laughs) I think Jazz is drunk. – Yo, I think so too man. – Yeah (imitates Jazz) – Yo, yo, yo. (imitates drinking) (laughs)
– Yo look at me, I’m jazz. (imitating Jazz)
(laughs) – Jazz, you want some beer?
(laughs) I bet you do.
(laughs) (imitates drinking)
(imitates chugging) Jazz you’re so silly. – Yeah. (muffled speaking)
– She’s silly. (imitating The Grudge) (eerie music) – How did you get here so fast? – Oh, that door just
connects to that door, so it’s actually faster to go around. – Oh, you’re smart and thought of that. Oh, you’re still gonna kill me? – Yeah, but I can give you
like a five second headstart if you want.
– yeah, let’s, let’s do that. – See you soon. ♪ I wanna go home ♪ ♪ Mm, yeah ♪ ♪ What you do to me tonight ♪ ♪ To me ♪ ♪ If ever and I was impressed to see ♪

64 comments

  1. HALLOWEEN'S just around the corner so you know we had to drop a video about scary movies! 🎃
    Let us know what you favourite scary movie is and SMASH that like button!!! 🙏🏼

  2. That ring plot is the dumbest shit ever. I don’t even own a DVD player, y’all expect me to own a vhs player?

  3. When the killer pretty much sexy crawls on top of you and pins your wrists over your head

    Me: hurt me good daddy~

    Him: WHAT?!

    me: huh? I didnt say anything O___O

  4. Typical horror movie clichés:
    When investigating something no one goes together
    In an emergency the car never starts, Just put a bike there or something for a quick getaway
    Phone lines never work
    Lights never work
    Victim running away ends up tripping.
    Victim stands screaming at houses instead of…running away. What other ones can you think of?

  5. I have two things that will separate flesh humans from ectoplasm, and there are:
    1-Concealed carry permit
    2-9MM S&W M&P

  6. If I were in a horror movie and someone scared me: fearpunches right in the face Spaghetti! Ahhhhhhh!

  7. If I was in a horror movie in a store

    Killer: pops out of nowhere
    Me: turns around
    Killer: holding a knife
    Me: AAAAAAAAAAAA IS THAT IS THAT IS THAT A WHOLE BAG OF TAKIS 5× THE NORMAL ONE THAT COSTS ONLY ONE DOLLAR?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    Killer: what wha- gets run over by me
    Me: AAAAAAA HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH YESSSS FOOOOOOOOD buys it and walks out from the store

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