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>>>AFTER SENATOR CORKER TWEETED
THAT THE PRESIDENT WAS LEADING US ON A PATH TO WORLD WAR THERE,
WHITE HOUSE ADVISER KELLYANNE CONWAY CALLED THOSE TWOOITS
TWEETS INCREDIBLY IRRESPONSIBLE. THIS WOMAN DOES KNOW SHE WORKS
FOR PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP, RIGHT?
WHAT MORE CAN I SAY? I’M ON THE ON THE COOPER.
— I’M ANDERSON COOPER.>>AND WE’RE OUT.
GREAT SHOW, EVERYONE. HERE’S THE RUN DOWN FOR
TOMORROW.>>OKAY.
DO WE HAVE ANYBODY FOR THE THIRD SPOT YET.
>>WELL, I KNOW KELLYANNE HAS BEEN MAKING THE ROUNDS.
>>WE THAT DESPERATE? ♪♪♪
>>OH.>>HI, IT’S ME, KELLYANNE
CONWAY. BUT YOU YOU CAN CALL ME KELLY
WISE, THE DANCING CLOWN. IT’S KELLYANNE.
>>WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR MAKEUP?
>>I TONED IT DOWN. PUT ME ON TV.
>>I HAVE TO GO.>>DON’T YOU WANT GOOD?
NO.>>I’LL GIVE YOU GOOD.
HOW ABOUT THIS. PUERTO RICO ACTUAL WE WAS WORSE
BEFORE HURRICANE MARIA, AND THE HURRICANE DID BLOW SOME
BUILDINGS BACK TOGETHER. AND I DON’T KNOW WHY ELIZABETH
WARREN WON’T TWEET ABOUT THAT.>>THAT’S INSANE.
>>I KNOW. DO YOU WANT ANOTHER ONE?
>>NO, SHUT UP>>OKAY, SO SECRETARY TILLERSON
DID NOT CALL THE PRESIDENT A MORON.
THEY WERE SHARING A SUNDAY, AND THE PRESIDENT ASKED IF HE WANTED
MORE SPRINKLES, AND THE SECRETARY SAYS MORE ON.
AND, PUT ME ON TV.>>HEY, HEY, DON’T TALK TO HER.
EVERY DAY SHE DRAGS SOMEBODY INTO THAT SEWER, DOWN THERE
WHERE THE DOODIES ARE. DON’T BELIEVE ME?
YESTERDAY SHE GOT RACHEL MADDOW.>>YOU’LL FLOAT TOO ANDERSON.
>>RACHEL.>>COME ON COOPY.
WE NEED EACH OTHER TO SURVIVE.>>THAT’S A LIE.
>>PUT ME ON TV, OR I’LL HAVE TO SHOW YOU THIS, YOUR GREATEST
FEAR.>>I’M NOT SCARED OF ANYTHING.
>>NO?>>OH.
OH! [ SCREAMING ]
>>ANDERSON COOPER. HA, HA, HA, HA.
IT’S GOOD TO SEE YOU.>>HILLARY, IS THAT YOU?
IT’S ME. I’M DOWN IN THE SEWER.
WHERE DID YOU THINK I’D BE, MICHIGAN OR WISCONSIN?
HEY, ANDERSON, WOULD YOU HELP ME OUT?
>>THIS IS A TRICK.>>THIS IS A TRICK.
>>NO IT’S NOT A TRICK. IT’S ME, HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON.
HERE, IF YOU COME DOWN I WILL GIVE YOU A COPY OF MY BOOK,
“WHAT HAPPENED” BY ME, HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON.
GO ON. TAKE IT.
TAKE IT. OH.
OH. OH.
[ SCREAMING ]>>AAHH!
DAMN.>>OH, CRAP.
[ SCREAMING ]>>ANDERSON, ARE YOU OKAY?
>>OH, MY GOD, WAS I ASLEEP?>>YEAH, WE ARE BACK ON IN FIVE,
ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE OKAY.>>YEAH.
I’M FINE. I JUST HAVEN’T BEEN SLEEPING.>>HI STRANGER.
THANK YOU FOR BOOK ME. IT’S GOOD TO BE BACK.
GIVE THEM A GOOD SHOW, RIGHT GIVE THEM A GOOD SHOW, RIGHT
COOPY?>>KELLYANNE?
[ SCREAMING ] [ SCREAMING ]

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