Megan Thee Stallion P.I.,
Hottieween…I don’t date witnesses.That’s cool.
I don’t date P.I.s. No reflection? What the fuck? [theme music playing] Megan Thee Stallion, P.I. [woman screaming] [Janine] Megan! Get up! Meg! Meg! Megan! Get up! It’s been like two days,
you’re not answering
the phone and shit. Multiple murders
and serial killers and shit. Why are you looking
at me like that? You need to eat.
You look like shit. And hurry up.
I mean, what’s been going on? -What the fuck is this?
-What do you mean, what is it? It’s your favorite, garlic.
I mean… [coughing] The hell you coughing for? Aah! Bitch. Shit! [Janine] The hell? Don’t…
Don’t make me chase you. M! [exclaims in pain] What the fuck? Uh-uh! Bitch, I got fangs! What the fuck? Bitch! Uh-uh! Where I’m goin’?
Oh, yeah. It’s definitely some vampire
shit going on up in here, sis. [hip-hop music playing] [evil laughter] [horse neighing] [police officer on radio]
Need assistance.Possible fuccboi sighting at
Olympic and Overland.[woman] Will you just…
Please just leave me alone! Please. Help me! Help! No, please. Please don’t do
anything to me! Please! Hey, fuccboi. [man] Where did you come from? -You came here to party?
-[Megan] No. I’m here to kick your ass. [all laughing] Shit! [screaming and groaning] Come here! -[bone snapping]
-[grunts and screams] [both grunting] Come on! [Megan grunting] [man screaming] [groans] [Megan] Get out of here.
And watch out
for those fuccbois.♪ Put some respect on my team ♪♪ I’m the 1501 queen ♪♪ Bitch, you better
Learn who run it ♪♪ ‘Cause all this money
Gotta come through me ♪This isn’t my house. [driver] That’s not my problem. [Megan] Stay away from
my hot girl! -[driver] Let go!
-[screaming] -[flesh ripping]
-[driver screaming] [cat meowing] [growling] [growls loudly] [screams] [Archimedes, echoing]
Megan Thee Stallion.P.I…[man]Next time onMegan Thee
Stallion, P.I. in Hottieween… [Archimedes]
You were meant for this.That’s why I made you.