Nathan For You – Haunted House Pt. 2

Nathan For You – Haunted House Pt. 2

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I EXPLAINED TO BRUCE THAT
WE NEEDED TO CONVINCE CUSTOMERS THEY SOMEHOW CONTRACTED
A DISEASE THEY’RE LIKELY TO DIE FROM. BRUCE RELUCTANTLY AGREED
TO LET ME TRY IT OUT FOR A DAY. AND AFTER A WEEK OF PREPARATION,
MY ACTORS WERE READY. IT WAS TIME FOR PEOPLE TO ENTER
THE WORLD’S SCARIEST HAUNTED HOUSE. WELL, THANKS FOR COMING
TO THE REIGN OF TERROR. – OH, WE’RE EXCITED, MAN.
– YOU’RE EXCITED? – YEAH, MAN. – I HAVE TO WARN YOU
BEFORE YOU GO IN. – OH, DANG. – THIS HAUNTED HOUSE
IS EXTREMELY SCARY. – I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.
– ARE YOU SURE? – YEAH. – ALL RIGHT, WELCOME
TO THE REIGN OF TERROR. – YOU FIRST. [air hissing]
[shrieks] – OOH… – MOMMY.
– HELLS…. – YOU’RE MY MOMMY.
– [screams] [both laugh] [chainsaw buzzing]
– [screams] – [growls]
– AAH! – [roars] – [evil laugh] – [laughs] – SORRY, ONE SEC.
WHAT? WHO? WHO? HER?
– YEAH. – SORRY, CAN YOU
COME WITH ME FOR A SEC? SORRY, GUYS. WERE YOU GUYS SCARED IN THERE?
– YEAH. – SO SORRY, DID SHE
TOUCH YOU BY ANY CHANCE? OR WAS THERE A– – UM, I THINK SHE PROBABLY
TOUCHED MY NECK. – MOMMY!
– [screams] [slow-motion laughter] – LIKE, I USUALLY
WEAR MY GLASSES AND THIS TIME I DIDN’T,
AND I OVERSHOT THE GRAB AND I WAS SUPPOSED
TO NOT TOUCH YOU. – WAIT, SORRY, JUST–
– SORRY. – CAN YOU GUYS
WAIT IN HERE ONE SEC? – YEAH.
– SORRY, ONE SECOND. – WHAT IS IT CALLED?
– IT’S CALLED KLEIN’S DISEASE. AND IT’S AN IMMUNITY–
– KLEIN DISEASE? – KLEIN’S DISEASE.
– SO WHAT’S THE PROBLEM? – SHE HAS AN AUTO-IMMUNE THING. SHE WORRIED WHEN
SHE TOUCHED YOU, SHE TRANSMITTED
SOMETHING TO YOU. – MM-HM. – SO DON’T GET FREAKED OUT
OR ANYTHING, BUT I CALLED AN AMBULANCE. PARAMEDICS ARE JUST
COMING TO MAKE SURE. THEY’LL LOOK AT YOU,
IT’S JUST PRECAUTIONARY. SO JUST HOLD TIGHT.
THANK YOU SO MUCH. – NO PROBLEM. – I HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD TIME
IN THE HAUNTED HOUSE. SORRY ABOUT THIS.
– IT’S ALL GOOD. – HEY, GUYS.
– HEY. – UH, JUST IN HERE. – DO YOU HAVE ANY CUTS
OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT? – I DON’T THINK SO.
I DON’T LOOK BACK THERE A LOT. [laughter] – OKAY, DO YOU MIND
IF I JUST– WE SHOULD DEFINITELY
GET HER CHECKED OUT, IF THAT’S– – YEAH.
– “CHECKED OUT” IN WHAT WAY? – LIKE, AT A HOSPITAL
WITH A DOCTOR FOR SURE, FOR KLEIN’S. [sirens wailing] – TO MY KNOWLEDGE, IT’S
A DISEASE THAT’S PRETTY SERIOUS. BASICALLY, IF YOU’VE GOT A CUT,
AND YOU’RE TOUCHED, AND YOU HAVE ANY SORT
OF OPEN WOUND OR ANYTHING THAT, YOU KNOW, TOUCHED AN ORIFICE–
YOUR EYE, YOUR MOUTH, OR ANYTHING THAT’S OPEN
OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. – JEEZ.
– YEAH. IT CAN BE CONTRACTED, SO– – IS THIS, LIKE, AIDS?
IS IT, LIKE–WORSE?
– WELL, IT IS AN IMMUNE
DEFICIENCY DISEASE.
– [sighs]
– YEAH?
OKAY.
– WHAT’S THAT MEAN? – HOW ARE WE DOING?

100 comments

  1. they should some how make this into a movie like the couple went to a haunted house for the first time so they record it and this disease spreads to them and know they have it they take the girl and find out what it is they decontaminate the man and make him leave he still kept the camera and puts it out there: news & online wait a minute this The Bay, District 9, and Dawn of the Dead all in one movie they should still make it

  2. Don't know what happened before that or afterwards..but this is fucked up. Hey sorry to tell you this but you have AIDs…..just kidding, you got punk'd.

  3. This is very sad… I mean, I can't find any way to watch this outside of the US legally. I can't even buy it on Amazon Video…

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